‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
do u ever feel like u need to break up with someone but as a friend
I’m planning a new tattoo i’m gonna get, it will go behind my ear and it will be the words: love, faith, respect, jesus, loyalty, unity, freedom, desire, soul, honesty, jesus(again), happiness, hope, misunderstood, #yolo, #blessed, dream, escape, jesus take the wheel, love the…
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear