to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
but ur so woah and im so oh