Anonymous: How far have you gone with a guy? 

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

Tuesday, April 15 with 118,587 notes

chapsnats:

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

religiousmom:

religiousmom:

fish are so impractical they cant even do tricks or get a job

I would like to formally revoke this statement

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow