laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

stability:

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows