biblebeauty:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

drunkon-grantaire:

uglyaustralian:

if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys

Is your aunt Molly Weasley

stormcloud:

ice breakers:

  • “how big is your dick”

  • “how much money do you make”

  • “do you like me”

  • “am i cute”

  • “would you be uncomfortable if i cried”

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool