i want to know the story behind this gif what has harry seen to make him go from happy frog to NO so fast
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350.
when you don’t get enough likes on a status
this is me in every aspect with actually too many people and i hate it
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this
at first i was like, ok that sure sounds angry, but OH MY GOD OK OK FINE that’s accurate
I did not expect that.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
Chris Crocker is my role model