assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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sext: are you for or against the Oxford comma?

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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