greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

niazkillem:

panic-at-the-royalball:

niazkillem:

harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts

Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?

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Anonymous: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her? 

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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tehrisa:

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audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh