bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

ishipitlikeups:

I was reading the reviews for Watership Down when suddenly: image

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors